It’s highly unlikely I’m actually going to keep track of how many tips I put on this blog, so let’s get that straight right now. Mostly I’m just trying to think of an opening line and drawing a complete blank today. 
Last Saturday, I spent 8 hours mowing about 5 acres of rather wet prairie grass. And how I managed to sunburn through all that dirt on my face is beyond me! But, guess what? It really happened and now the thinnest layer of skin is peeling off of my newly pink cheeks! Gorgeous!
Anyway, for the mowing tip – this one is about UV rays and premature aging. Make sure to wear not only sunscreen, but one of those floppy straw hats, too. While you’re at it, throw on some blue jeans and a long sleeved shirt (and never, EVER wear a tube-top to mow, since lawnmowers are known to vibrate uncontrollably. I actually spoke with a woman who wore that unfortunate “shirt” back in the 80’s and ended up mowing most of her yard with her top around her waist and didn’t even realize it until she got off the mower and went inside. Yes, she lived in town).
Damn, chicks who mow are sexy!
